Sometimes this world is terrifyingly stupid.

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DanMachi, Walkure Romanze

And, no, I’m not talking about The Donald today. See tweet rant after the jump. 

this is not how platemail works pic.twitter.com/1e88E3nIF3

— Latooni Subota (@Latooni11) September 17, 2016

No, it doesn’t. It really doesn’t. The only way I can see that working is if it’s form fitted chainmail worn under plate with a boob window cut out. That’s a level of stupid I really don’t want to be contemplating.

It IS possible to double down on the stupidity of boob plates: make them bounce.

— The Pirate King 🎩☠ (@arcadiagt5) September 21, 2016

It isn't even unique. For more #FACEPALM material ask @Varewulf to RT the other one she found.

— The Pirate King 🎩☠ (@arcadiagt5) September 21, 2016

And here it is. Click through to the tumbr post and scroll down. If you dare.

@arcadiagt5 just noticed someone has updated the post I got it from. It gets worse https://t.co/N0W3sysSBI

— Rita Aran Wulf (@Varewulf) September 19, 2016

And given how stupid Walkure Romanze is, that terrifies me. 😜https://t.co/rYBF9DbgSd

— The Pirate King 🎩☠ (@arcadiagt5) September 21, 2016

(That said, DanMachi had a partial boob plate, but at least that didn’t bounce).

Actually, you know, the existence of this much stupid in the world may even help to explain The Donald. Now there’s a terrifying thought.