And, no, I’m not talking about The Donald today. See tweet rant after the jump. 

No, it doesn’t. It really doesn’t. The only way I can see that working is if it’s form fitted chainmail worn under plate with a boob window cut out. That’s a level of stupid I really don’t want to be contemplating.

And here it is. Click through to the tumbr post and scroll down. If you dare.

(That said, DanMachi had a partial boob plate, but at least that didn’t bounce).

Actually, you know, the existence of this much stupid in the world may even help to explain The Donald. Now there’s a terrifying thought.